“Beware! Dog can’t hold its licker.” – Unknown
“What I like most about people is their dogs.” – Unknown
“I don’t who care who dies in the movie, as long as the dog lives.” – Unknown
Tag Archives: dog quotes
“Dog Days” of Spring?
Days with Dogs are Priceless
“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” -Charlotte Gray
“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” – Helen Thomson
“You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.” – Unknown
“No home decor is complete without dog hair.” – Unknown
“The best therapist has fur and four legs.” – Unknown
“Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take…I’ll be watching you.” – Unknown
Dogs, Dogs, and More Dogs….
“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.” – Unknown
“No home decor is complete without dog hair.” – Unknown
“The best therapist has fur and four legs.” – Unknown
“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” – Unknown
“Without my dog my wallet would be full my house would be clean but my heart would be empty.” – Unknown
“Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.” – Unknown
“Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take…I’ll be watching you.” – Unknown
“What I like most about people is their dogs.” – Unknown
Filed under Amazing Animals, Favorite Quotes, sculpture
Loving Dogs
“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” – Dave Barry
“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” – Helen Thomson
“You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.” – Unknown
“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” —Bonnie Schacter
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney
“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.” — Joe Weinstein
Filed under Amazing Animals, Favorite Quotes
A Dog is a Dog for all That…
“Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” – Unknown
“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” – Anne Tyler
“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” -Charlotte Gray
“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.” – Unknown
“A boy can learn a lot from a dog — obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. ” – Robert Benchley
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx
Filed under Amazing Animals, Favorite Quotes
A Dog is a Dog For All That
“Everything I know, I learned from dogs.” ~ Nora Roberts – The Search
“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.”– Orhan Pamuk (author, My Name Is Red)
“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” – Agnes Sligh Turnbull (author, The Wedding Bargain)
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras (photographer and writer)
“Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.” – Elizabeth Taylor (actress)
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” – Charles De Gaulle
Thanks to AKC Staff (American Kennel Club) for these quotes.
A Dog is a Beautiful Thing
“I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he’s a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt.” ~ Larry Amoros
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, “Woof!” The other replies, “Moo!”
The dog is perplexed. “Moo? Why did you say, ‘Moo’?” The other dog says, “I’m trying to learn a foreign language.” ~Morey Amsterdam
“A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.” ~ Unknown
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~ Dave Barry
“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!”” ~ Dave Barry
“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” ~ Samuel Butler
Peter Hogarth – Artist – Dog Portraits @PeterHogarth55 on X
Filed under animal paintings, drawings, Peter Hogarth - Artist
It’s a Dog’s Life
Rebekah Jenkins
“Because of the dog’s joyfulness, our own is increased. It is no small gift.” ~ Mary Oliver
Nagyon Tetszik
“My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip.” – Craig Shoemaker
“My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet.” ~ Edith Wharton
Ruth Shedrofsky Lax
“It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.” – John Grogan
Tony O’Connor – @Tony’s_Ponies on X
“When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” – Kristan Higgins
I Love Dogs
“Never judge a dog’s pedigree by the kind of books he does not chew.” ~ anon
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“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~ Dave Barry
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“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!” ~ Dave Barry
Schlueter Sketch Studios Custom Pet Portraits
“Some dogs live for praise. They look at you as if to say “Don’t throw balls… just throw bouquets.” ~ Jhordis Anderson
Sheppard Portraits – Etsy
“A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.” ~ anon
Filed under drawings
Dog Wisdom
JennyOldknow
“As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.” – Jean Ferris
Max by William H Jones
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” – Josh Billings
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” – Aldous Huxley
“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” – Agnes Sligh Turnbull
Amber
“When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” – Kristan Higgins
Filed under Amazing Animals, drawings, Favorite Quotes, Lita Judge
More Art by Mike Ramshaw 2
“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.” ~ Orhan Pamuk
“Did you know that there are over 300 words for love in canine?” – Gabriel Zevin
“You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.” – W. Bruce Cameron
“When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” – Kristan Higgins
“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.” – Gilda Radner
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” – Josh Billings
Filed under Art by Mike Ramshaw, drawings
Dog Drawings 2
Sofia Haro – BoredPanda.com
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” – Aldous Huxley
Sofia Haro – BoredPanda.com
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” – Franklin P. Jones
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“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.” – George Carlin
Sofia Haro – BoredPanda.com
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”– Josh Billings
Filed under drawings, Favorite Quotes, Sofia Haro
In My NEXT Life –
I want to be a dog with a good home.
“I want to work like a dog, doing what I was born to do with joy and purpose. I want to play like a dog, with total, jolly abandon.” ~ Oprah Winfrey
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.” ~ Mark Twain
“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.” ~ Charles M. Schulz
“Every dog must have his day.” ~ Jonathan Swift
“You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.” ~ W. Bruce Cameron
“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.” ~ Gilda Radner
“My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” ~ Elayne Boosler
Filed under Amazing Animals
From the Mouth of a Dog
“I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.” – Doris Day
“When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” –” Kristan Higgins
“Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles Shultz
“Some dogs live for praise. They look at you as if to say “Don’t throw balls… just throw bouquets.”
Jhordis Anderson
“A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.” ~ unknown
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” Dave Barry
Filed under Amazing Animals, Favorite Quotes
A Dog’s Advice
Don’t be afraid to try something different.
Take time to indulge yourself every once in awhile. You deserve it!
Be a megafan.
Make sure the people you care about know it.
Get into mischief.
Give hugs.
Protect what’s yours.
Take naps whenever you can.
Filed under Favorite Quotes
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.” – Gilda Radner
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” – Ann Landers
“Did you know that there are over 300 words for love in canine?” – Gabriel Zevin
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”– Josh Billings
“When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” – Kristan Higgins
“Everything I know I learned from dogs.” – Nora Roberts
“It’s not an easy thing to inflate a dog.”
The quote above is from Edward Abbey
“Some dogs live for praise. They look at you as if to say “Don’t throw balls… just throw bouquets.”
Jhordis Anderson
“A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.” – Unknown
“Never judge a dog’s pedigree by the kind of books he does not chew.” – Unknown
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” Dave Barry
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!” Dave Barry
“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.” O.A. Battista
Filed under Amazing Animals, sculpture
Dogisms
“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.” ~ Unknown
“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” ~ Unknown
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” ~ Ann Landers
Filed under sculpture
It’s All About Dogs
“When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” – Kristan Higgins
“A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.” ~ Unknown
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” ~ Ben Williams
“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.” ~ Ambrose Bierce
Filed under Amazing Animals, Favorite Quotes
Dog Therapy
“A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.” ~ unknown
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~ Dave Barry
“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, ‘My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!'” Dave Barry
“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.” ~ O.A. Battista
“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.” ~ Josh Billings
“In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.” ~ Dereke Bruce
Filed under Amazing Animals, Favorite Quotes
Everlasting Dog Love
“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.” ~ Orhan Pamuk
“Everything I know I learned from dogs.” – Nora Roberts
“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” – Agnes Sligh Turnbull
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras
“Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.” – Elizabeth Taylor
Filed under Amazing Animals, Favorite Quotes
Nothing as Lovely as a Dog
- “Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.”—John Peer
Filed under Amazing Animals
To Love a Dog
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams”
“Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.” ~ Unknown
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” Ann Landers
“Properly trained, a Man can be Dog’s best friend.” Corey Ford
“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.” ~ Unknown
“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” ~ Unknown
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” Roger Caras
Filed under Amazing Animals, Favorite Quotes
Wonderful Dogs
“Never judge a dog’s pedigree by the kind of books he does not chew.” ~ Unknown
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~ Dave Barry
“To err is human – to forgive, canine.” ~ Unknown
“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!” Dave Barry
Filed under Amazing Animals
I Love Dogs
“Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one.”
“There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.”
“My Labrador retriever had a nervous breakdown. I kept throwing him a boomerang.” ~ Nick Arnette
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~ Dave Barry
Filed under Amazing Animals
I Love Dogs
Cane Cucciolo Wallpaper by Djlcio
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” ~ Ben Williams
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“Properly trained, a Man can be Dog’s best friend.” ~ Corey Ford
The Happy Puppy Site
“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!” Dave Barry
Wallpaper Access
“My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.” ~ Unknown
Petfinder
“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” Samuel Butler
National Geographic
“One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.” – unknown
Live Science
“The average dog is a nicer person that the average person.” Andy Rooney
Humane Society
“When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.” ~ Dog Wisdom
Filed under Amazing Animals, Family
Dogs are the Best
ThoughtCo
“Never judge a dog’s pedigree by the kind of books he does not chew.” ~ Unknown
BoredPanda
“Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.” ~ Unknown
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“There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.” ~ Unknown
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“It is not an easy thing to inflate a dog.” ~ Edward Abbey
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“Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.” ~ Unknown
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“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers
Filed under Amazing Animals, Awe-Inspiring Photography, Family
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