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Push

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Want to Take Advantage of the Sale?

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The Game is On….

Sarah Gene – whatsarahsaid.blogspot.com

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Don’t Miss This!

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Security System

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Notice

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Warning

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Disappointment

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For Sale by Owner

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Lost?

Lisa Bearnes Richey

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Oh, Yeah?

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Don’t Miss!

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Funny Signs – Take 3

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“I’m Walkin’ to New Orleans”

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Laughing

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My dad had a great sense of humor and he was kind enough to give it to me in a lot of different forms – stories, jokes, puns, sarcasm. He taught me to stand back and look at things as if it were a movie. Many times, when you do this, you are able to see the humor in the situation.

He also used laughter as a defense. When he was 3, he fell off a horse, breaking his arm so badly that the doctors barely saved it. The result was a left arm much shorter than his right and a curled up, essentially useless hand. When kids at school bullied him, he made them laugh. They decided they liked him and wanted to be around him, so the bullying stopped. This ability served him well his whole life, allowing him to get married, have two kids, provide for everyone using his humor and talent to create radio commercials for his clients. He won an Addy Award for lifetime achievement in Tulsa. When he died, he scrawled on a piece of paper, “Remember me laughing.”

He gave us love and a priceless tool for handling many of the tough things in life. I can’t count the number of times that being able to see and share the humor in a situation has helped me – plus those dealing with me.

This morning is a good example of how being able to see the humor has saved my husband and our marriage! We were upstairs trying to program our ‘smart’ thermostat to cool down in the evening before we go to bed, keep it cool while we sleep, and then turn off during the day. The idea is that you set the time and day of the week, then start with day 1, setting heat and cool for each ‘period’ of the day – morn, day, afternoon, and evening with temp for heat and then for cool. When you finish one day’s programming, you can then copy it to all the other days and then get out of programming mode, setting it to ‘cool’ or ‘heat.’

We have just tried to do this four times, laboriously going through the long list of directions. When we finish, we get out of the programming mode, putting it to ‘cool.’ And it immediately turns on the a/c and starts to cool it down. WRONG! Plus – the ‘prog’ mode indicator is flashing. We don’t know if the thermostat is messed up or we’re having a serious case of user stupidity or what. We started getting really frustrated and angry, and then I was able to stand back and look at the two senior citizens – frustrated and angry – arguing over the thermostat being smarter than we were, and I started to laugh. When my husband asked, ‘what the hell are you laughing about?” I laughed even harder. Finally, he started to laugh, too. It diffused the situation – even though it’s still true that the thermostat is smarter than we are. We have now called and left a message with our go-to guy on heat and cooling…

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“Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign…”

We stopped at a garage sale several days ago. I found some signs I loved at a great price, so I bought three of them.  This is the “Believe” sign we hung up over the door on the back porch.

 

 

We hung up this “Laugh” sign on the other end of the back porch.

 

This is a wall of our garage, where we added the “Cherish” sign to complement the “This is Our Happily Ever After” sign already there.

 

I wanted to make this sign in our shop, but my husband was feeling lazy and bought this one.  I love it.

“Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?”

FIVE MAN ELECTRICAL BAND
“Signs”

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Hahahahahahahaha!

Minions Quotes via Doreen Adamson-Liber

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“What’s Your 20?”

Cathy Thomas

If YOU’RE here, too, let’s help each other get back home…

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Someday…

Purple Clover via Cindy Basnett Thurman

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Plumber of the Year Award – Finalists – Take 3

“This would be the “half bath” noted in the real estate listing?”

 

“Very Classy!  And, only three steps to the throne when you’re in a hurry!”

 

 

“How does this even get past the planning phase?”

 

“And now drum roll please…
AND THE PLUMBER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO:
Absolutely brilliant…
ALL OF THESE PLUMBERS ARE THANKFULLY NO LONGER IN THE BUSINESS.
THEY HAVE BEEN ELECTED TO PUBLIC OFFICE AND NOW SERVE IN VARIOUS POSITIONS IN THE GOVERNMENT.”
Thanks to my good friend, Marsha Koenig, for sending these to me.

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Joke on Us

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I started mowing the lawn yesterday, in a rush because we were going to have thunderstorms in the afternoon. My husband came out and took over when I had finished about half of the yard. I drank some water and then went out to run the leaf blower to clean up the front porch, sidewalks front and back and the garage pad of all the grass and dirt.

We both came in breathing pretty heavily and drank water again and rested.

Can you hear Mother Nature giggling? She has a cruel sense of humor sometimes. I think she loves seeing us rush around and then NOT send the rain…

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Plumber of the Year Awards – Finalists – Take 2

“Apparently, you don’t want anyone seeing your face, but everything else is okay?”

 

“And the purpose for the door is?”

 

 

“This stall is for people that have arms like an orangutan.”

“The oak seat is a nice touch, though.”

Sent to me by my good friend, Marsha Koenig.

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Millennial Protest

email from Marsha Koenig

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Plumber of the Year Awards – Finalists – Take 1

“&%$@#”

 

“Hmmmmm…”

 

“Should have measured twice!”

These were sent to me by my good friend, Marsha Koenig. I’m still cringing and laughing.

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Is This Sign for Mother Nature?

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Unattended Kids…

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Bias?

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Now THAT’S Funny – Take 4

 

Funny Signs and Funny Headlines –

 

“Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge”

He probably IS the battery charge!

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“New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group”

Weren’t they fat enough?!

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“Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft”

That’s what he gets for eating those beans!

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“Kids Make Nutritious Snacks”

Do they taste like chicken?

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“Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half”

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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“Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors”

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is…

“Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead”

Did I read that right?

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Now THAT’S Funny – Take 4

Funny Signs and Headlines –

 

“Miners Refuse to Work after Death”

No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!

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“Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant”

See if that works better than a fair trial!

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“War Dims Hope for Peace”

I can see where it might have that effect!

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“If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile”

Ya’ think?!

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“Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures”

Who would have thought!

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“Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide”

They may be on to something!

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“Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges”

You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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Now THAT’S Funny – Take 3

On a repair shop door:

“WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK.)”

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?

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“Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife And Daughter”

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.

It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

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“Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash,”  Expert Says

Really? Ya’ think?

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“Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers”

Now that’s taking things a bit far!

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“Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over”

What a guy!
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Now THAT’S Funny! – Take 2

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Notice in health food shop window:  “CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS…”

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Spotted in a safari park:
(I sure hope so.)

“ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.”

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Seen during a conference:

“FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.”

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Notice in a farmer’s field:

“THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.”

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Message on a leaflet:

“IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.”

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