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Question

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Dance

SayingImages.com

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Trust

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Chirp!

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Apparently –

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Issues

email from Marsha Koenig

 

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Welcome!

Email from Marsha Koenig

Hahahahahahahaha! I have to get one of these…. :0)

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Announcement

imnotrightinthehead.com via Michael Remillard

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Blocked

Shared-Vintage

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Canned Music

Our Big Adventure via Stephanie Youmans Wilson

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Warning

MySafetySign.com

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Warning

Funny Jokes

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Apology

Happy Grandma

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Please Be Safe

digitalmediatecs.com

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Stress Reduction

safetysign.com

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Please

Inspirational Quotes and Short Funny Stuff

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Oh, Yeah?

Dose of Funny

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Warning

African Road Sign – IvaCheung.com

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Notice

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Answers Price List

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Unattended Children

Captain Safety – Yard Bird

 

Design You Trust

 

Sad and Useless

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Don’t

Hunter Logan – LinkedIn

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Smile

A Bohemian Seeking Rhapsody via Wayne Morgan

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The 4th Ape!

Mara Spirig – Linkedin

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My Favorite Warning Label Ever

The Prepared Page via Stephanie Youmans Wilson

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Stunt Woman

Doug Powell via email from Marsha Koenig

I went outside to clear my overloaded brain and check on the veggie garden.  I heard Amber (our 94-pound lab PUPPY) barking behind me, somewhere over by the greenhouse. I continued on toward the garden and all of a sudden, she bounded out of the shop and was running toward me a breakneck speed!

I averted getting knocked down flat on my back by making a quick turn and running toward a tree. She skimmed past me, then turned on a dime and tried to jump up on me, tongue lolling as she laughed.

I yelled, “DOWN!” To my amazement, she did it!  This is probably a fluke that will never happen again, but I feel empowered right now. :0)

(By the way, the veggies are doing fine.)

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UPS Flight Maintenance – Take Time for a Laugh

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our  jobs.

After every flight,  UPS pilots   fill out a  form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way,UPS is   the  only major airline that has never, ever, had an  accident.

P:  Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S:  Almost replaced left inside main tire.
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P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S:  Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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P: Something loose in cockpit.
S:  Something tightened in cockpit.
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P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S:  Live bugs on back-order.
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P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-feet-per-minute descent.
S:  Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
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P: Evidence of  leak on right main landing gear.
S:  Evidence removed
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P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S:  DME volume set to more believable level.
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P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S:  That’s what friction locks are for.
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P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S:  IFF is always inoperative in OFF mode.
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P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S:  Suspect you’re right.
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P: Number 3 engine missing.
S:  Engine found on right wing after brief search.
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P: Aircraft  handles funny. (I love this one!)
S:  Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
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P: Target radar hums.
S:  Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
S:  Cat installed.
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And the best one for last
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P: Noise coming from under instrument panel.  Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S:  Took hammer away from the midget.

*Thanks to Marsha Koenig for her email. I snorted, grinned, and laughed out loud at these.

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Thought

Doug Powell via email from Marsha Koenig

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Housekeeping

Country Corner via Carla Morton

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DeCluttering

Sarcasm Meets Humor via Nora Hall

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