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Kids Perspective
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A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
‘Mama, look what I found,’ the boy called out.
‘What have you got there, dear?’
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, ‘I think it’s Adam’s underwear!’
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Joke of the Day 5
Northwoods Casket Company
“A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!” Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening he died when he was 98. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her, asked, “Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?”  The wife said, “Let him dig. I had him buried upside down and I know he won’t ask for directions.”
*Thanks to a forward from a friend.
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Joke of the Day 4
“A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. “Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work,” she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, “Geez lady, why don’t you tell him the truth? They’re hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money.” The little boy’s eyes get wide and he says, “Is that true Mom?” His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers “Yes.” After a few minutes the kid asks, “Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?” She said, “Most of them become taxi drivers.”Â
*Thanks to Marsha Koenig
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Joke of the Day 3
Office on Women’s Health
“Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard-put to think of 7 advantages. He wrote:
1)Â It is perfect formula for the child.
2)Â It provides immunity against several diseases.
3)Â It is always the right temperature.
4)Â It is inexpensive.
5)Â It bonds the child to mother and vice versa.
6)Â It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally in desperation, just before the bell rang to end the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get to it. He got an A grade.”
*Thanks to a forward by Marsha Koenig
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Joke of the Day 2
SmileTemplates.com
“A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it so she said, “Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I’ll have to give it to this nice man next to us.” Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, “Come on, honey. Take it or I’ll give it to this nice man here.” A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, “Come on kid, make up your mind! I was supposed to get off 4 stops ago!”
*Thanks to Marsha Koenig for the forward.
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“A doctor, whom an 80-year-old woman who had been consulting most of her life, has finally retired. At her next checkup, the young new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the doctor was looking through these his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills. “Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?” “Yes, they help me sleep at night.” “Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!” She reached out and patted the doctor’s knee and said, “Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in my 16-year-old granddaughter’s glass of orange juice. And believe me it definitely helps me sleep at night.” Gotta love grandmas!”
*Thanks to Marsha Koenig
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