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Punny – Take 5

Dr. David Friedman

Dr. David Friedman

Puns for Educated Minds – thanks to Marsha Koenig for her email –

 

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, ‘Dam!’

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you
can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The
other says, ‘Are you sure?’
The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a
root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope
that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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Punny – Take 5

Dr. David Friedman

Dr. David Friedman

Puns for Educated Minds

18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts.
In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you’d be in Seine .

21. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The
stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one
carrion allowed per passenger.’

 

Thanks to Marsha Koenig for her email.

 

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Punny – Take 3

Dr. David Friedman

Dr. David Friedman

Puns for Educated Minds – thanks to Marsha Koenig for her email.

 

9. A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall.
The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said
to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’

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Punny – Take 2

Puns for Educated Minds – thanks to an email from Marsha Koenig

 

Dr. David Friedman

Dr. David Friedman

 

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be
stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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Punny – Take 1

Dr. David Friedman

Dr. David Friedman

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class,
because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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