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Bach Side?

Bill Whitehead, Creators.com/Free Range Comic – email from Marsha Koenig

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Canned Music

Our Big Adventure via Stephanie Youmans Wilson

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Say, “Cheese!”

Offbeat via Susan Bello

Offbeat via Susan Bello

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Punny – Take 5

Dr. David Friedman

Dr. David Friedman

Puns for Educated Minds – thanks to Marsha Koenig for her email –

 

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, ‘Dam!’

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you
can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The
other says, ‘Are you sure?’
The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a
root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope
that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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Punny – Take 4

Dr. David Friedman

Dr. David Friedman

Puns for Educated Minds

 

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
‘Keep off the Grass.’

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

 

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Punny – Take 1

Dr. David Friedman

Dr. David Friedman

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class,
because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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