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George Carlin Wisdom

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Warning Sign

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Fitness Diet

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Quiet Wish

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Sometimes

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Hahahahahahahaha

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Raise

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Not Alone!

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Stupid Signs – Even More!

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More Stupid Signs

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Stupid Signs 2

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Stupid Signs

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Ya THINK?

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Funny Signs

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Conundrum

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Suffice to say I would fail miserably. I can’t even pass a small piece of bubble wrap without picking it up immediately and starting to pop the bubbles. I have to go in another room because it drives my husband crazy. If I were a really awful person, I would now know what I could do when my husband makes me angry…. :0)

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Stealth

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Understatement

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Join Me?

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Budget Sushi

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Care in Communication 5

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Care in Communication Matters 3

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(Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?)
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
 
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!

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Care in Communication Matters 2

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Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

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Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)

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Hmmmm

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Doctors’ Bloopers 2

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I’ve told you that I spent 8 years doing medical transcription for a group of 8 really busy general surgeons. I was a ‘necessary evil” (exact quote) that they basically took for granted until I heard them say, “All you have to do is type what we say,” too often. The rotation of doctors in our office took two days. I spent two days doing my regular job, but also typing ‘what they actually said’ and printing it off. At the end of each day I printed off what they had actually said and left a copy on each doc’s desk.

At the end of the two days, the docs’ were laughing, but also begging me NOT to type what they SAID, but what they MEANT to say. At the end of my work there, I said my goodbyes and gave each doc a copy orf what I had kept over the years. Their copy showed who said what. I could hear the laughter all the way down both halls. It was a nice ending to a nice job.

Here are some more of the ‘bloopers’ than made me laugh out loud –

  • “Both breasts are inverted.”
  • “This lady goes out in the sun a lot, including her back and chest.”
  • “This gentleman recently was remarried and has no significant complaints to his rectum”
  • “She has returned to work and is eating eight hour days.”
  • “This lady had a left breast biopsy when she was a freshman in high school, about four years ago. She has been pregnant since then, but not carried to term.”
  • “The patient seemingly suffers from chronic abdominal discomfort associated with eating particularly bowel movements.”
  • “She recently got a new pair of glasses, and the bridge of her nose rest on this.”
  • “She will go to the Radiology Suite under ultrasound guidance.”
  • “She states she has had a mammogram of her esophagus done at the Little Rock V.A.”
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History

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Be Prepared

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Small Protest

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When I Get Old…

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Reality

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