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Now THAT’S Funny – Take 4

 

Funny Signs and Funny Headlines –

 

“Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge”

He probably IS the battery charge!

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“New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group”

Weren’t they fat enough?!

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“Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft”

That’s what he gets for eating those beans!

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“Kids Make Nutritious Snacks”

Do they taste like chicken?

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“Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half”

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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“Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors”

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is…

“Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead”

Did I read that right?

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Why We Still Read Newspapers – Take 5

Doug Powell via Marsha Koenig

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Why We Still Read Newspapers – Take 4

Doug Powell via Marsha Koenig

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