What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe
The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand
A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!
There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though – he woke up
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve
What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves
The other day I tried to make a chemistry joke, but got no reaction.
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