1, Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you but don’t start anything.”
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”